the Mango Smoothie Afterlife

blein: sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet...

Tue, 14 May 2013 23:21:04 -0400

sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST

aRE YOU KIDDING ME MY AUNT K NEW THIS LADY OH DEAR LORD yOU AKLFDNS D ok

Photo

Thu, 02 May 2013 13:59:46 -0400

not-photogenic: there are actually more beliebers than canadians he could take over canada if he...

Thu, 18 Apr 2013 23:15:33 -0400

not-photogenic:

there are actually more beliebers than canadians

he could take over canada if he wanted to

“that country i came from? MINE NOW”

No I promise you that his fanbase is not based in Canada. No.

vanitas-kiryuu: fire-salamander-dragneel: Well shit, now i...

Mon, 15 Apr 2013 21:25:28 -0400

vanitas-kiryuu:

fire-salamander-dragneel:

Well shit, now i have to go all the way back up to reblog it…

Actually, kind of made me feel better about myself

eatinqatm: Ok so basically to everyone who reblogs this, I will...

Wed, 10 Apr 2013 18:00:29 -0400

eatinqatm:

Ok so basically to everyone who reblogs this, I will assign you a tumblr user (who reblogged this also) and you’ll send him/her nice or sweet messages (or anything you want BUT NOT hate or else I’ll chop off your wifi) on anonymous to make him/her happy :) You will also get a tumblr user that’ll message you too so don’t worry! It’s a win-win situation!

Rules:

-reblogs only! likes will be ignored.

-don’t have to be following me, but it’s mostly appreciated :)

-picking when i’m satisfied with the notes!

I’ll tell you guys if I’ll be picking, don’t worry. You can tell him/her who you really are as long as you’re ready and as long as you want to! But don’t tell anyone who you are cause that’s the point of being on anonymous!

I will not reassign you to another tumblr user though! And if I learned that you are sending hate to the one assigned to you, I will report you.

SO GET REBLOGGING! *Inspired by her :)

Don't ever hesitate. Reblog this. TUMBLR RULE. When you see it, REBLOG IT.

Wed, 10 Apr 2013 17:31:10 -0400

The original post only has US helplines. I've added UK helplines underneath. It would be great if people could add numbers from everywhere in the world.

Depression Hotline: 1-630-482-9696

Suicide Hotline: 1-800-784-8433

LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255

Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386

Sexuality Support: 1-800-246-7743

Eating Disorders Hotline: 1-847-831-3438

Rape and Sexual Assault: 1-800-656-4673
Grief Support: 1-650-321-5272

Runaway: 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000

Exhale: After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-4394253

Child Abuse: 1-800-422-4453
UK Helplines:

Samaritans (for any problem): 08457909090 e-mail jo@samaritans.org

Childline (for anyone under 18 with any problem): 08001111

Mind infoline (mental health information): 0300 123 3393 e-mail: info@mind.org.uk

Mind legal advice (for people who need mental-health related legal advice): 0300 466 6463 legal@mind.org.uk

b-eat eating disorder support: 0845 634 14 14 (only open Mon-Fri 10.30am-8.30pm and Saturday 1pm-4.30pm) e-mail: help@b-eat.co.uk

b-eat youthline (for under 25's with eating disorders): 08456347650 (open Mon-Fri 4.30pm - 8.30pm, Saturday 1pm-4.30pm)

Cruse Bereavement Care: 08444779400 e-mail: helpline@cruse.org.uk

Frank (information and advice on drugs): 0800776600

Drinkline: 0800 9178282

Rape Crisis England & Wales: 0808 802 9999 1(open 2 - 2.30pm 7 - 9.30pm) e-mail info@rapecrisis.org.uk

Rape Crisis Scotland: 08088 01 03 02 every day, 6pm to midnight

India Self Harm Hotline: 00 08001006614

India Suicide Helpline: 022-27546669

Kids Help Phone (Canada): 1-800-668-6868, Free and available 24/7

A special message for my followers.

Tue, 09 Apr 2013 21:23:24 -0400

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Press Ctrl and F, type in 99 and then press “Highlight all”.

truthandglory: iron-dink: my contribution to Misha Fools...

Mon, 01 Apr 2013 17:39:21 -0400

truthandglory:

iron-dink:

my contribution to Misha Fools Day.

Whoops.

it’s transparent for your pleasure.

HOLY FUCK!

IF YOU ARE ON CHROME AND DRAG IT UP TO A NEW TAB

HAHAHAHHAHAH FUCK

larry-phan-lock: awesomeconklin: ironmaidenbaby: We need to make a pact to never reblog one of...

Mon, 01 Apr 2013 17:23:44 -0400

larry-phan-lock:

awesomeconklin:

ironmaidenbaby:

We need to make a pact to never reblog one of these Misha photos after today

till next year

timetravellingimpala: It’s Misha on the inside.

Mon, 01 Apr 2013 16:21:24 -0400

timetravellingimpala:

It’s Misha on the inside.

spiceberrysun: oh god what have I done

Mon, 01 Apr 2013 16:18:01 -0400

spiceberrysun:

oh god what have I done

blackbird-whistling: dance-0f-the-damned: Who the fuck is Misha? who the fuck isn’t

Mon, 01 Apr 2013 16:16:36 -0400

blackbird-whistling:

dance-0f-the-damned:

Who the fuck is Misha?

who the fuck isn’t

MISHA GROUP HUG PASS IT ON

Mon, 01 Apr 2013 16:14:51 -0400

justcallmebay: when you see a post thats not about misha

Mon, 01 Apr 2013 16:11:11 -0400

justcallmebay:

when you see a post thats not about misha

gimme-dem-assbutts: This is one apocalypse Team Free Will couldn’t stop.

Mon, 01 Apr 2013 15:46:52 -0400

gimme-dem-assbutts:

This is one apocalypse Team Free Will couldn’t stop.

Photo

Mon, 01 Apr 2013 15:44:08 -0400

jaredlovesgreeneyesandfreckles: no yes

Mon, 01 Apr 2013 15:40:00 -0400

jaredlovesgreeneyesandfreckles:

no

yes

deanwinschester: has this been done yet because i dont care

Mon, 01 Apr 2013 15:35:49 -0400

deanwinschester:

has this been done yet because i dont care

pentagons-and-death: Hello fellow Mishas!!! The Mishapocalypse has taken it’s toll on me. Reblog if...

Mon, 01 Apr 2013 15:35:08 -0400

pentagons-and-death:

Hello fellow Mishas!!! The Mishapocalypse has taken it’s toll on me. Reblog if you have survived the Mishapocalypse, I will write down EVERYONE’S url in my notebook, I need something to remember this day by!!!

eat-nutella-be-happy: Congrats, now you can have Misha heads...

Mon, 01 Apr 2013 15:34:11 -0400

eat-nutella-be-happy:

Congrats, now you can have Misha heads popping on your blog (btw, it’s transparent)