that fucking doge trend has ruined my ability to speak and now i’m worried because god forbid i’m stabbed or something and i call 911 and i’m coughing up blood and 911 finally answers and all i can gasp out is
does anyone else find it immensely comforting to have someone touching you? not like poking or tickling you or like sexually just feeling some other person being beside you and like your elbows or legs or something are touching and you’re like oh this person is alive too
It has come to my attention that a lot of people haven’t played this game so pay attention:
Grab a friend and tie your hands as the following picture shows
Now try getting yourselves free well maybe not free but apart from each other, so that the ropes aren’t tangled together, without opening the knots or otherwise removing the rope from around your wrists. It is possible.
If you reblog this, I shall write you a ficlet of whatever pairing I see first on your blog. I solemnly swear to get to everyone. Though that really should be easy, but if by some strange miracle this gets 1,000+ notes, I’LL STILL DO IT.
Hey just wondering, what's the "T" in your bio thing mean?
Ooh, hello! An anon who’s not in to comment on my weight! :)
Ah, sorry - it is a little unclear, isn’t it? It stands for Toronto. T-dot. I just use a period because I find it’s reminiscent of the tumblr logo, though now you’ve brought it up it does seem rather vague, doesn’t it. And I don’t suppose the nickname ‘T-dot’ is particularly wide-spread in any case…
sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST
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